— Anon (via psych-facts)
Wow, I’m reading my tumblr about me page & it seems like the last time I updated that was when I was 19.
I’m 21 right now…that was 2 years ago.
I’m actually more surprised at the fact that so many of my friends are still using tumblr.
— Gail Tsukiyama, The Samurai’s Garden (via psych-facts)
Why do gods impregnate humans (& other gods too!) so easily? Seriously, it’s like…Zeus stares at a woman for 15 minutes & suddenly his semen is flying her direction & then a baby sprouts out Zeus’ toes because he killed this woman & so she couldn’t possibly give birth to this demi god (not a real myth, but close enough that you get the point)…..
I love mythology, and I’m sure that there’s definitely a deeper meaning behind all these crazy pregnancies….but on a literal note, it’s fucking hilarious.
For the sole reason of me not having anything to do at my receptionist job.
Time to revamp this again when I actually have time.