my thoughts on world mythology

Why do gods impregnate humans (& other gods too!) so easily? Seriously, it’s like…Zeus stares at a woman for 15 minutes & suddenly his semen is flying her direction & then a baby sprouts out Zeus’ toes because he killed this woman & so she couldn’t possibly give birth to this demi god (not a real myth, but close enough that you get the point)…..

I love mythology, and I’m sure that there’s definitely a deeper meaning behind all these crazy pregnancies….but on a literal note, it’s fucking hilarious.